MOTD:

This website costs
money to run.
What a waste!

Site launched: 2022.01.28.

Last updated:
2022.11.02.

Oh hey. Welcome to PRE-DEAD: Purple Edition!


Every time I go to explain what this website is, it gets harder. Imagine making a time capsule. Then, imagine you're trying to do electrical magic with that time capsule to preserve your immortal soul. Imagine that time capsule begins to function as a lich's phylactery.


A phylacteric time capsule filled with a swirling, glowing ooze... and all of the best virtual trinkets you managed to upload.


...Yeah. That's the best I can do. That's PRE-DEAD.

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